So this happened...

So this happened - we bought ourselves some rings which we swore to wear until we grow old together or get divorced. Hopefully, the first option will prevale. We signed some contract that officially stipulates we'll have to share before and after we want to split up and we went to a priest that finally said it's ok to fuck and have babies without going to Hell anymore. Yey!
Bought the dress for the after-party, of course, got to live my long lost dream which i never actually had of being a snow-white princess and I wanted to get drunk as fuck, but unfortunatelly, the groom beat me to the core, not to mention I was to busy dancing all night and looking pretty...

What else happened? Hm... well... This!!!

Best damn off-work and only off-work I've ever had for a long while and i guess it goes for both of us. One thing is sure though - our first vacation together dressed-up as Ms. Honeymoon was gourgeous! Until......

THIS!!! shit happened:

Words are precarious - who ever believes in happy endings after seeing this should really plan their honeymoon carefully.
My advice to you: Fly, don't drive! And if you do, watch out for morons who don't know how to!!!